Want To Be A Canadian? :: essays research papers

Want to be a Canadian?     I have been in Vancouver for one and half year, so I have seen manyCanadians. Since I was asked to write whateverthing based on my experience inVancouver, I am going to tell you some tips to be a Canadian, if youd like to.Eh Put "eh " at the end of sentences, then you will sound like aCanadian no matter how a quick accent you have. However, do not overuse it,because it is sometimes irritating if you do so.     An umbrella Do not use an umbrella. Carrying an umbrella is not cool.Get some rain jacket, especially the one with a hood. Do not laissez passer fast inthe rain. You should put your hood or cap on and walk as if it was not rainingand you did not care the rain. More importantly do not for grab to use a nicesmell shampoo. When your blur gets a little wet, itll release good smell.     Mountain Equipment Coop Do you know where you should get your rainjacket? "Mountain Equipment C oop" is where you should go. Look at our allteachers rain jackets. Do you see any Mountain Equipment Coop jackets? Yeah,everyone is wearing them.     The place to go If you are a teenager, you should go to Lonsdale Quayon spend nights. Many North Van teenagers get together but I dont know whatthey are doing at there.     Americans I guess you know how you should deal with them. humble not tolike them and complain a little bit ab come out them.     University & College Change your major at least 3 times.     Hockey check off it and be able to name at lease three Canucks players.     Coffee Have some coffee in the morning at school or at work and youknow from where.     Summer If its a sunny day, go to a beach and get some suntain.Remember do not get a good suntain. Get some pinky one.     Dinner Have dinner at 600. Do not be surp rised redden if burgers areserved.     Burger Use your B.B.Q.stove outside to grill the burger, I know itlltake more time than just using stove in the kitchen.     Movie Go to watch a movie on Tuesdays and take some food with you.Its expensive in the theatres.     Clothing Wear shorts in winter.     Holloween Go out at Holloween night and threaten lilltle kids to get